Lily : Well, everything's so fluffy and white.It's like shopping in a marshmallow. How's Barney's tailor?
Marshall :Everything here is dark and sketchy, and seems illegal. It's like shopping in Barney's mind.
Lily : Good luck, baby.
Marshall : Bye.
Marshall : Hey, Barney?I'm not sure about this.A tailor in the backroom of a pet store?
Barney :Look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not? Ted, Sergei says stop moping around.You're distracting him from his process.
Barney :You speak Ukrainian?
Ted :Guys. I'm kind of screwed here.I don't wanna lose Victoria,
but I can't ask her to stay just for me.And long-distance definitely
isn't an option.
Marshall : No, no, no. No way.You know who likes long-distance?Girls. It's all talking and no ***.Kill me now.
Barney: Hey, don't knock long-distance relationships. I really think they can work.
Ted :Really? You?
Barney : Absolutely.I'm juggling four right now.There's Lisa in Madrid.There's Erica in Tokyo.There's Laura in Denmark.And Kelly on 34th Street.The lass thinks I'm a humble sheep shearer from Killarney.