Ex-Wives - 鹤凌云

[00:06.212]Divorced
[00:09.818]Beheaded
[00:13.335]Died
[00:18.473]Divorced
[00:22.127]Beheaded
[00:25.340]Survived
[00:29.756]And tonight we are... Live!
[00:39.994]Listen up let me tell you a story
[00:43.273]A story that you think you've heard before
[00:46.522]We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
[00:50.107]Know all about the glories and the disgraces
[00:54.130]I'm done 'cause all this time,
[00:56.769]I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
[01:00.267]So I picked up a pen and a microphone
[01:04.086]History’s about to get overthrown.
[01:07.509]Divorced
[01:08.478]Beheaded
[01:09.506]Died
[01:11.220]Divorced
[01:11.942]Beheaded
[01:12.805]Survived
[01:14.577]But just for you tonight
[01:17.893]We're divorced, beheaded, live
[01:21.581]Welcome to the show to the historemix
[01:24.977]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
[01:28.658]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[01:35.551]Raising up the roof 'till we hit the ceiling
[01:39.302]Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing
[01:42.629]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[01:50.811]But now we're...
[01:52.488]Ex-wives.
[02:00.935]All you ever hear and read about
[02:03.643]Is our ex, and the way it ended
[02:06.936]But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
[02:10.313]You're gonna find out how we got unfriended
[02:14.600]Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice,
[02:17.980]'cause we're taking you to court
[02:21.428]And every Tudor rose has it's thorns
[02:24.682]and you're gonna hear 'em live, in consort.
[02:28.214]Divorced
[02:29.140]Beheaded
[02:29.978]Died
[02:31.638]Divorced
[02:32.598]Beheaded
[02:33.467]Survived
[02:35.072]But just for you tonight
[02:38.485]We're divorced, beheaded, live
[02:42.294]Welcome to the show to the historemix
[02:45.645]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
[02:49.210]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[02:56.196]Dancing to the beat, 'till the break of day
[02:59.769]Once we're done, we'll start again, like it's the renaissance
[03:03.161]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[03:11.402]But now we're...
[03:12.307]Ex-wives
[03:13.809]Divorced
[03:14.403]My name is Catherine of Aragon
[03:16.771]Was married 24 years,
[03:18.802]I'm a paragon, of royalty
[03:22.139]My loyalty is to the Vatican
[03:24.294]So if you try to dump me,
[03:26.648]you won't try that again
[03:27.931]Beheaded
[03:28.745]I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next see
[03:32.183]I broke England from the church
[03:34.129]Yeah, I'm that sexy
[03:36.034]Why did I lose my head?
[03:38.165]Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red
[03:42.321]Died
[03:43.564]Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved
[03:46.469]Rude!
[03:47.458]When my son was newly born, I died
[03:50.964]But I'm not what I seem or am
[03:52.973]I stick around and you'll suddenly see more.
[03:56.457]Divorced
[03:57.434]Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja?
[04:00.048]When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja
[04:03.402]But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic
[04:07.067]Funny how we all discus
[04:09.107]that but never Henry's little...
[04:10.696]Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine, who lost her head
[04:13.701]Beheaded
[04:14.491]For my promiscuity outside of wed
[04:17.751]Lock up your husbands
[04:19.454]Lock up your sons
[04:21.029]K-Howard is here and the fun's begun
[04:24.739]Survived
[04:25.588]Five down I'm the final wife
[04:28.482]I saw him to the end of his life
[04:32.109]I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
[04:36.053]I bet you wanna know how I got this far
[04:38.778]I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far
[04:42.771]Do you wanna know how we got this far then...
[04:46.187]Welcome to the show to the historemix
[04:49.637]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
[04:53.194]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[05:00.178]Get your hands up get this party buzzing
[05:03.744]You wanna queen bee well there's half a dozen
[05:07.168]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[05:22.486]But now we're ex-wives
[05:39.033]One, two, three, four, five...1，2，3，4，5……
[05:41.879]Six.6