Popular - Andrea Ross

[00:02.57]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
[00:08.20]And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
[00:14.50]My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
[00:19.57]And when someone needs a makeover,
[00:23.01]I simply have to take over!
[00:25.96]I know I know exactly what they need!
[00:32.48]And even in your case,
[00:35.47]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,
[00:41.18]Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
[00:47.72]Follow my lead,
[00:50.88]And yes indeed, you will be...
[00:58.80]POPULAR! You're gonna be popular!
[01:02.49]I'll teach you the proper ploys,
[01:04.56]When you talk to boys,
[01:06.00]Little ways to flirt and flounce!
[01:08.17]I'll show you what shoes to wear!
[01:09.77]How to fix your hair!
[01:11.30]Everthing that really counts to be...
[01:14.21]POPULAR! I'll help you be popular!
[01:17.94]You'll hang with the right cohorts,
[01:20.43]You'll be good at sports,
[01:21.54]Know the slang you've got to know.
[01:23.79]So let's start,
[01:25.17]You've got an awfully long way to go!
[01:29.79]Don't be offended by my frank analysis,
[01:32.16]Think of it as personality dialysis,
[01:35.29]Now that I've chosen to become a
[01:36.86]Pal, a sister and advisor,
[01:38.92]There's nobody wiser!
[01:40.25]Not when it comes to...
[01:41.64]POPULAR! I know about popular.
[01:45.56]And with an assist from me,
[01:47.83]To be who you'll be,
[01:49.18]Instead of dreary who you were...uh, are.
[01:51.88]There's nothing that can stop you,
[01:53.27]From becoming popular... lar...
[01:56.74]La la, la la!
[02:02.69]We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
[02:06.45]When I see depressing creatures,
[02:10.63]With unprepossessing features,
[02:13.01]I remind them on their own behalf
[02:16.26]To - think - of
[02:18.18]Celebrated heads of state,
[02:20.59]Or specially great communicators!
[02:23.93]Did they have brains or knowledge?
[02:26.26]Don't make me laugh!
[02:28.00]They were POPULAR!
[02:29.54]Please! it's all about popular.
[02:33.17]It's not about aptitude,
[02:35.20]It's the way you're viewed,
[02:36.97]So it's very shrewd to be,
[02:38.72]Very very popular like ME!
[02:47.86]And though you protest,
[02:51.41]Your disinterest,
[02:54.85]I know clandestinly,
[03:02.50]You're gonna' grin and bear it!
[03:04.75]You're new found popularity!
[03:08.50]La la, la la!
[03:12.60]You'll be popular!
[03:14.17]Just not quite as popular as ME!