You're A Liar - Lucille Ball

[00:00.0]You're A Liar - Lucille Ball
[00:00.49]Why you couldn't tell the truth
[00:01.77]Unless you thought you were lying
[00:04.99]What
[00:06.36]I'd admit that I'm hardly renowned
[00:09.12]For the high type of people I know
[00:11.88]But I feel that in you hang around
[00:14.85]Is to reach a ridiculous low
[00:20.62]If you wanna a skunk I wouldn't mind
[00:23.87]If you wanna a drunk I wouldn't mind
[00:26.44]If you open and bit like me like a bit bug
[00:29.36]In the bunk I wouldn't mind
[00:31.55]But you're a liar
[00:34.27]You're a liar
[00:36.97]And the liar is the lowest kind of wretch
[00:40.98]So I'm stretching the truth
[00:42.38]Does that make me a fake
[00:44.19]Am I dreaming out of trash
[00:47.34]Just 'cause I never carry cash
[00:50.31]That's a reason to avoid me like a rash
[00:53.74]Though I'm stretching the truth
[00:55.42]You reveal there's a heart
[00:57.32]Of a heel underneath that hairy pelt
[01:00.94]Why would you throw a girl a belt
[01:04.08]Then behave as though she actually spelt
[01:09.84]If you wanna smelt I wouldn't mind
[01:13.0]Giving you a belt I wouldn't mind
[01:15.56]If I'd knew that you would learn the lesson
[01:18.1]From the welt I wouldn't mind
[01:20.71]But you're a liar
[01:23.51]You're a liar
[01:26.21]And you'll be a liar 'til you're dying day
[01:30.32]So you're able to tell
[01:31.69]If there's oil in the soil
[01:33.42]From a teeny little whiff hah
[01:36.490005]You and your million dollar sniff
[01:39.369995]Would you know
[01:40.17]If you were falling off a cliff
[01:43.03]So you're able to tell
[01:44.630005]From a glace at a lease
[01:46.39]That my chances are absolutely dead
[01:50.19]No opportunity except
[01:53.270004]Would you know one
[01:54.270004]If it hit you in the head
[01:59.59]Water on the brain I wouldn't mind
[02:03.03]Any kind of pain I wouldn't mind
[02:05.55]If you only pushed me
[02:06.9]Underneath a moving train I wouldn't mind
[02:10.68]But you're a liar I am not
[02:13.38]You're a liar
[02:14.53]You're a welsher
[02:15.74]And I'll thank you not to take me for a chump
[02:19.73]You're a lump of conceit
[02:21.45999]You are cheaper than the cheap
[02:23.11]You can jump in the lake
[02:24.9]You're a flocking carrot cake
[02:26.45999]If I died I am poor
[02:28.3]You're a frozen little frog
[02:29.99]And what's more you're a fink
[02:31.65]Will you tell me what's a fink
[02:33.12]I don't know
[02:34.11]Goes to show how you lie in your teeth
[02:36.52]In your hair
[02:37.38]In your eye
[02:38.16]You're a bleat even that
[02:39.4]That's a lie
[02:40.48]Is not
[02:41.32]Is too so what
[02:42.86]Here's what we're through
[02:44.36]But why
[02:45.26]You lie
[02:46.0]I do not waah