The Vasectomy Song - The Limeliters

[00:00.0]The Vasectomy Song - The Limeliters
[00:14.33]以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供
[00:14.33]Well I went to see my Doctor
[00:17.87]我去看了我的医生
[00:17.87]I said doc I can't pay my bills
[00:21.4]我说医生我付不起账单
[00:21.4]The rent's all spent
[00:22.98]房租都花光了
[00:22.98]The truck's got a dent
[00:24.35]卡车撞上了凹痕
[00:24.35]And I think I'm gettin' the chills
[00:27.11]我觉得我浑身颤抖
[00:27.11]From being forced to sleep alone
[00:30.34]因为我被迫独自入睡
[00:30.34]You see this house just ain't no home
[00:33.44]你看这房子根本就不是家
[00:33.44]I can't afford no kids
[00:35.0]我养不起孩子
[00:35.0]My life is on the skids
[00:36.8]我的人生一落千丈
[00:36.8]'Cause my woman says
[00:37.7]因为我的女人说
[00:37.7]Leave me alone
[00:39.25]别烦我
[00:39.25]Unless you get a va
[00:41.11]除非你得到一个女人
[00:41.11]Sectomy
[00:42.27]切开
[00:42.27]You ought to get a va
[00:44.34]你应该找个女人
[00:44.34]Sectomy
[00:46.36]切开
[00:46.36]Just one little male alteration
[00:49.39]只是男性的一点改变
[00:49.39]Can keep us from another altercation
[00:52.57]可以让我们不再争吵
[00:52.57]Get a va sectomy
[00:54.87]做个手术
[00:54.87]You ought to get a va
[00:56.75]你应该找个女人
[00:56.75]Sectomy
[00:58.09]切开
[00:58.09]Oh what a vas deferens there could be
[01:04.69]多么迷人的输精管
[01:04.69]Well the next thing I know
[01:06.9]接下来我知道的是
[01:06.9]I'm laying on a table
[01:08.36]我躺在桌子上
[01:08.36]With a light shinin' in my eyes
[01:11.41]我的眼中闪烁着光芒
[01:11.41]They strapped my wrists
[01:13.15]他们绑了我的手腕
[01:13.15]They strapped my ankles
[01:14.51]他们绑了我的脚踝
[01:14.51]And they double strapped my thighs
[01:17.83]他们让我身受重伤
[01:17.83]The nurses were a gigglin'
[01:19.46]护士们哈哈大笑
[01:19.46]And I was a wigglin'
[01:21.08]我摇摆不定
[01:21.08]Most uncomfortably
[01:23.78]最难受的是
[01:23.78]When the doc walked in
[01:25.36]当医生走进来时
[01:25.36]With a perverted grin
[01:27.19]露出变态的笑容
[01:27.19]And here's what he said to me
[01:31.16]这是他对我说的话
[01:31.16]It only hurts
[01:34.84]只会让人伤心
[01:34.84]For a little while
[01:38.18]一段时间
[01:38.18]That's what they tell me
[01:41.66]这就是他们告诉我的
[01:41.66]That's what they say
[01:43.83]他们就是这么说的
[01:43.83]Oooeeeiy ooooh aiiiy oh
[01:46.11]亲爱的
[01:46.11]Ah
[01:47.009995]啊
[01:47.009995]Well it's two weeks later
[01:48.28]两周后
[01:48.28]And I feel a little better
[01:50.33]我感觉好一点了
[01:50.33]My mind is more at ease
[01:53.42]我的心情轻松多了
[01:53.42]The rent's still spent
[01:54.92]房租还没交
[01:54.92]The truck's got a dent
[01:56.34]卡车撞上了凹痕
[01:56.34]But my woman's no longer a tease
[01:59.57]但我的女人不再是个花花公子
[01:59.57]And even down at the office
[02:02.39]即使在办公室
[02:02.39]There is a lot more interest in me
[02:05.94]大家对我更感兴趣
[02:05.94]The girls all grin when I walk in
[02:09.11]当我走进来时姑娘们都哈哈大笑
[02:09.11]And brother they mean to please
[02:11.21]兄弟他们想要取悦我
[02:11.21]A man with a va
[02:13.21]一个英俊潇洒的男人
[02:13.21]Sectomy
[02:14.42]切开
[02:14.42]You ought to get a va
[02:16.43]你应该找个女人
[02:16.43]Sectomy
[02:18.28]切开
[02:18.28]Like a sun kissed orange
[02:20.47]就像阳光亲吻过的橙色
[02:20.47]I've been squeezed
[02:21.87]我被压榨
[02:21.87]'Cause it's all juice and there's no seed
[02:24.68]因为一切都是果汁没有种子
[02:24.68]Wheather
[02:25.61]不管怎样
[02:25.61]Well a vasedctomy
[02:26.95]结扎血管
[02:26.95]You ought to get a va
[02:28.84]你应该找个女人
[02:28.84]Sectomy
[02:30.16]切开
[02:30.16]Oh what a vas deferens
[02:33.98]多么迷人的输精管
[02:33.98]It's beginnin' to make a little sense
[02:36.98]我开始有点明白了
[02:36.98]Oh what a vas deferens there could'
[02:40.57]多么迷人的输精管
[02:40.57]Here is the part that I like the most
[02:43.49]这是我最喜欢的部分
[02:43.49]It takes the danger out of bein' close
[02:46.29001]这让亲近的人不再有危险
[02:46.29001]Oh what a vas deferens there could
[02:49.20999]多么迷人的输精管
[02:49.20999]They snip those little suckers right in two
[02:52.59]他们把那些撕成两半
[02:52.59]And clamp 'em of with super glue
[02:55.45999]用强力胶把他们夹住
[02:55.45999]Oh what a vas deferens there could be
[03:00.046]多么迷人的输精管