Jane II(Explicit) - EPMD

[00:04.98]P Hello hello may I speak to the E
[00:23.88]E This is me is this the doctor M D
[00:26.64]Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley
[00:29.64]Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie
[00:31.89]Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazy
[00:34.92]Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy
[00:37.23]P Excuse me but I'm sorry E Double
[00:39.84]It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
[00:43.14]Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over
[00:44.94]E Why P
[00:45.78]P Yo I think Jane is on my sofa
[00:47.88]E What
[00:48.27]P Last night I was all alone
[00:50.25]Cold watch the boob tube because my fuse was blown
[00:52.89]Picked up the bat phone to drop a line to you
[00:55.68]Maybe 10:15 or maybe 10:22
[00:58.32]E Where was I
[00:59.49]P I don't know you wasn't there
[01:01.29]Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear
[01:03.6]I grabbed my key along with the cash flow
[01:06.57]Shifted out the door to the local disco
[01:09.12]E Where'd you go not to that ran down pub
[01:12.21]P Hell no I was coolin at a club
[01:14.34]It was Spanish night so I was drinkin Molta
[01:17.04]Threw on a little tango plus a little salsa
[01:19.53]Seen a fly girl standin next to me
[01:21.93]So I slid over to her very non chalantly
[01:24.6]She was DEF body perfectly fit
[01:27.39]She was packin a 300 E with the kit
[01:30.09]I said Kitten how ya doin miss
[01:32.58]I said Hello my name is Parrish
[01:34.44]E Hi my name is Cris
[01:35.43]P Can I buy you a drink
[01:36.69]E Yes
[01:37.11]P What will it be
[01:38.16]E A martini and Rossi Asi Spumante
[01:41.22]By the way is that your Caadillac Allante
[01:43.56]Parked outside right next to my Monte
[01:46.29]Car You can call it my ex husband bought it
[01:48.93]P Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it
[01:51.36]This place is a drag grab your coat and bag
[01:54.0]We'll have drinks on the house back at my pad
[01:56.880005]We got to my house we walked through the door
[01:59.520004]Threw on Night and Day by
[02:00.87]E Al B Sure
[02:02.13]P She grabbed me gave me kiss on the lips
[02:04.41]So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
[02:07.11]I got ahead of myself because I wanted to flirt
[02:10.05]Took off the G strings and the V neck skirt
[02:12.57]Put my eho up here
[02:13.74]E Yeah it's time to do work
[02:14.97]P I felt the movement below so it's time to react
[02:17.73]I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat
[02:20.4]I bust a move when it came to that
[02:22.98]But then she freaked it and grabbed the bozack
[02:25.77]Started dpom it then she called me the master
[02:28.53]E You got bigger better stronger and much faster
[02:31.32]P At first I laughed as if it was a joke
[02:33.63]But then my heart skipped a beat and I lost a stroke
[02:37.05]I said to myself oh no it couldn't be
[02:39.20999]The J to the A to the N to the E
[02:41.61]E Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin
[02:44.28]With the Anita Baker head
[02:45.69]P Nah more like Whitney Houston
[02:47.04001]E While the record's still playing to Al B Sure's Effect Mode
[02:49.56]Stay tuned to be continued on the next episode
[02:56.91]Peace I'm Audi 5000