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Jan Egeland - Ylvis

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[00:05.19]"Jan Egeland" [00:11.32] [00:16.99]Gray...
[00:05.19]"Jan Egeland"
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[00:16.99]Gray hair
[00:18.80]Glasses
[00:20.58]Suitcase
[00:22.98]
[00:24.21]Humble
[00:26.06]Clever
[00:28.17]And constantly working for peace
[00:31.27]Uganda
[00:33.30]Congo
[00:36.01]And the Oslo treaty plan
[00:41.18]Oh my God, what a plan
[00:44.39]
[00:44.89]Not as famous as Gahr Stare
[00:48.82]Not a daddy's boy like Jens
[00:52.68]But when handgrenades are flying
[00:55.26]There's just one man you can trust
[00:58.68]When there's war and all is hell
[01:02.24]Send in Jan Egeland!
[01:05.83]The United Nations superhero man
[01:11.44]
[01:13.15]Mad dictator with a gun
[01:16.72]Send in Jan Egeland
[01:20.34]Oh, how I wish..
[01:23.45]I was Jan Egeland..
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[01:29.70]Blue eyes
[01:30.97]Firm hands
[01:32.49]Nice legs
[01:34.08]
[01:36.30]Clean shaved
[01:38.19]Body
[01:40.74]Drinking his protein shakes
[01:43.52]Spray-tan
[01:45.29]Skin cream
[01:48.34]And buttocks like he was eighteen
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[01:53.22]He's a peacekeeping machine..
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[01:56.47]And he stares into the mirror
[02:00.44]Flexing muscles in the night
[02:04.01]And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
[02:07.67]..to protect some human rights"
[02:10.82]When there's war and all is hell
[02:14.42]Bring in Jan Egeland!
[02:18.01]The United Nations superhero man
[02:25.24]He plays golf with Kofi Annan
[02:28.91]And looks at maps with George Cloon
[02:32.51]Oh, how I wish..
[02:35.63]That I was Jan Egeland!
[02:39.38]
[02:55.00]Egeland (Egeland)
[02:58.65]Egeland (Egeland)
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[03:09.05]When he's sad he goes to funerals
[03:12.60]In unusually heavy rain
[03:16.28]Large amounts of water in his face
[03:19.79]But that doesn't hide his pain
[03:23.71]He breaks down just like ha homo
[03:27.04]And starts crying just like a girl
[03:30.80]But I guess you can cry and still be a man
[03:34.64]If your day job is saving the world!
[03:39.27]When there's war and all is hell
[03:42.83]Send in Jan Egeland!
[03:46.47]He's a macho musclepumping..
[03:50.32]Crying god!
[03:53.65]If there's one man you should trust
[03:57.25]It is the Janny-boy
[04:00.48]Oh, how I wish..
[04:04.49]That I was Jan Egeland!
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