Eris Pump up Shoes(口白) - Various Artists

[00:00.0]Eris Pump up Shoes (口白) - Various Artists
[00:00.41]Pump it I'm running on air I'm walking on clouds
[00:04.16]I don't exercise I don't care pump it
[00:08.82]I paid top-dollar for these incredible
[00:10.68]High-technology polyester shoes to walk around
[00:12.4]The mall and shop for more sports equipment
[00:13.76]I won't play sports in
[00:15.48]I need to get more from life much more
[00:17.25]I need to get high really high high on air
[00:20.54]Oh yeah these eris shoes really pump up
[00:24.17]That's right you can now buy some air
[00:27.22]The science of sports and marketing
[00:28.39]Results in a shoe that pumps
[00:30.07]Sound silly to you what if we told you that
[00:32.01]Eris pump up would improve your game by
[00:34.39]300 persent
[00:35.78]But I don't have a game
[00:37.71]You gotta have game be a winner
[00:40.21]Pump up and slam dunk
[00:43.18]Oh yeah God the size of your shoes
[00:46.8]You'll shave seconds off your personal best
[00:49.12]Oh yeah you mean I can
[00:50.8]Whack off even more times a day
[00:53.03]Absolutely probably five times more
[00:55.55]Because you'll be walking on air
[00:57.63]You'll feel so much more athletic
[00:59.2]After pumping up your shoes you'll
[01:00.75]Automatically lose weight and feel high-tech
[01:03.5]Just like a sports star you are a star
[01:06.57]Now you're a winner with air in shoes
[01:09.85]Now I can reach for the stars
[01:11.44]I've pumped up my ego
[01:13.83]Pump it
[01:14.68]Pump it up with eris