Eminem-the real slim shady（Slim Fey remix） - Slim Fey

[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Eminem
[00:02.019]编曲：Slim Fey
[00:02.375]混音：Slim Fey
[00:02.700]May I have your attention please?
[00:05.387]May I have your attention please?
[00:09.047]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.527]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:18.181]We're going to have a problem here
[00:20.678]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:23.137]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:25.634]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:26.889]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:28.628]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:31.381]It's the return of the
[00:32.381]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:36.885]And Dr Dre said
[00:38.636]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:43.886]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:47.135]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:49.378]limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though “
[00:51.386]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:55.135]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:57.631]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
[01:05.630]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:08.383]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:13.630]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:26.878]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:29.628]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[02:50.612]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:51.355]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:54.094]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[02:55.591]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:00.083]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:09.592]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[03:11.090]Cause I'm only giving you
[03:12.333]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[03:14.842]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[03:17.339]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[03:21.087]I just get on the mic and spit it
[03:22.585]And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[03:24.096]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:26.835]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
[03:29.342]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:33.336]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
[03:36.086]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:38.839]But this whole bag of viagraph isn't working
[03:41.335]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:43.845]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:46.340]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:47.338]screaming I don't give a ****
[03:50.088]With his windows down and system up
[03:52.341]So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:54.837]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:57.335]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:59.584]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?(Chorus)
[04:02.338]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[04:03.836]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:04.589]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:10.093]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[04:12.834]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[04:14.584]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:15.084]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:16.340]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:18.336]So won't the real Slim shady...
[04:19.589]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up