Humpty Dance - Hip-Hop Nation

[00:00.81]Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady
[00:10.69]All right
[00:11.11]Stop whatcha doing
[00:12.19]'Cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.25]The image and the style that ya used to
[00:15.45]I look funny
[00:16.77]But yo I'm makingmoney see
[00:18.1]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:20.07]Now gather round
[00:21.04]I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.38]And my sound's laid down by the underground
[00:24.9]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:27.21]So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.36]My name is humty pronounced with a umpty
[00:32.31]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
[00:35.14]And all the rappers in the top ten please
[00:37.19]Allow me to bump thee
[00:38.6]I'm steppingtall y'all
[00:40.05]And just like humty dumpty
[00:41.47]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:43.71]I like to rhyme
[00:44.8]I like my beats funky
[00:46.1]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:48.17]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
[00:51.38]But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:52.93]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:54.97]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
[00:58.02]Yeah I called ya fat
[00:59.16]Look at me I'm skinny
[01:00.45]It never stopped me from gettingbusy
[01:02.11]I'm a freak
[01:03.13]I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.63]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
[01:07.03]I'm crazy
[01:08.03]Allow me to amaze thee
[01:09.44]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[01:11.53]I'm still gettingin the girls' pants
[01:13.61]And I even got my own dance
[01:15.5]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump
[01:21.75]Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump
[01:26.37]Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump
[01:31.11]Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump
[01:35.75]Do the humty hump do the humty hump
[01:39.119995]People say yo humty you're really funny lookin
[01:42.17]That's all right 'cause I get things cooking
[01:44.119995]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
[01:47.45]But ya can't get near me
[01:49.09]I give 'em more see and on the floor b
[01:51.29]All the girls they adore me
[01:53.1]Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere
[01:55.520004]'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear
[01:57.94]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed
[02:00.47]Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid
[02:02.64]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
[02:05.3]Both how I'm livingand my nose is large
[02:07.17]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid
[02:09.69]I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid
[02:12.36]I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it
[02:14.55]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[02:17.27]Also told ya that I like to bite
[02:18.95999]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
[02:21.45999]All ya had to do was give humty a chance
[02:23.82]And now I'm gonna do my dance
[02:25.51]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump
[02:31.7]Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump
[02:36.56]Do the humty hump
[02:38.07]Do the humty hump
[02:40.98]Do the humty hump
[02:42.8]Do the humty hump
[02:45.61]Do the humty hump
[02:47.22]Do the humty hump
[02:50.38]Oh yeah that's the break y'all
[02:52.17]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[02:58.69]Oh yeah
[03:00.44]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:02.58]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[03:04.76]It's real easy to do check it out
[03:07.93]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[03:10.44]Shakingand twitchingkinda like I was smoking
[03:13.32]Crazy wack funky
[03:15.1]People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humty
[03:17.86]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[03:20.05]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:22.52]Anyone can play this game
[03:24.11]This is my dance y'all humty hump's my name
[03:26.66]No two people will do it the same
[03:28.75]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:31.42]Humping funking jumping
[03:33.92]Jig around shakingya rump
[03:35.75]And when the dude a chump pump
[03:37.45]Points a finger like a stump
[03:38.61]Tell him step off I'm doingthe hump
[03:40.5]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump
[03:46.25]Do the humty hump
[03:48.19]Do the humty hump
[03:50.89]Do the humty hump
[03:52.8]Do the humty hump
[03:55.58]Do the humty hump
[03:57.63]Do the humty hump
[04:00.25]Do the humty hump
[04:02.42]Do the humty hump
[04:06.33]Humpty Dance - The Hit Nation