Everyday normal guy鼓 - 哈喽小小彬

作词 : 哈喽小小彬
作曲 : 哈喽小小彬
编曲 : 哈喽小小彬
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine Bes, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, then I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my head phones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfreaking Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherfreaker, you heard what I just said
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, B!
My favorite toy was my freaking firetruck, B!
I used to play with that motherfreaker all day long
Until I learned about six from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfreaker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherfreaker, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
Every time I hear that freaking shi, a tear comes to my eye
Why the freak did Leonardo DiCaprio have to dye
Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
shi happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal freaking Bshi !
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago... motherfreaker
Go, go, go, go go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home, and play some video games