Taylor Swift - Beans On Toast

[00:00.1]Taylor Swift - Beans On Toast
[00:00.2]Lyrics by：Jay McAllister
[00:00.3]Composed by：Jay McAllister
[00:00.4]Arranged by：Beans On Toast
[00:01.13]If you could have a drink with anybody
[00:02.59]Dead or alive
[00:03.74]Fictional or non-Fictional
[00:05.94]Who would you have a drink with
[00:07.72]Well that's a question asked to me by a friend of mine
[00:10.51]While making conversation on a long drive
[00:13.28]I didn't really think about it just gave the answer quick
[00:15.99]I dunno I said Maybe Taylor Swift
[00:18.13]He said he think he'd like to have
[00:19.55]A drink with Tom Waits
[00:20.8]And instantly I wondered if
[00:22.18]I'd made a mistake
[00:23.29]S**t f**k wait hang on can I change my choice
[00:25.54]In fact I think I'd like to have a drink
[00:27.58]With Bill Hicks
[00:28.36]But we both know he's dead
[00:29.59]And Tom Waits doesn't drink these days
[00:31.28]And why are we speaking hypothetically anyway
[00:33.73]Because Favour Flav always said
[00:35.09]Don't believe the hype
[00:36.36]Celebrity can be our integrity tonight
[00:41.69]I'd like to have a pint with John Lennon
[00:44.3]A pint of John Smiths
[00:46.25]With Bruce Sprigsteeen
[00:47.68]Noam Chomsky
[00:49.18]And Joey from Dawson's Creek
[00:51.28]Jennifer Eagan
[00:52.49]Tyler Durden
[00:54.8]And Kate Tempest
[00:56.57]Tom Robbins
[00:57.75]Todd Snyder
[00:59.99]And Conor Oberst
[01:01.74]Now don't you even think about it this round's on me
[01:04.19]Knowing we'll have a bit of Jennifer a G n' T
[01:06.76]And hypothetically if I could choose the venue as well
[01:09.37]I'd chose the monarch in Camden Town
[01:11.75]I'm more than just a regular I'm there like every day
[01:14.34]I really like the bar staff and that old arcade
[01:16.8]I can't wait to see the look on Mark the manager's face
[01:19.19]When Bruce comes in and asks for a drink
[01:21.63]Maybe we can get him to do a few tunes
[01:24.18]And while we're at it let's invite some other friends along
[01:28.8]I'd like to have a drink with Jack White
[01:31.21]A shot of Jack Daniels
[01:33.46]With Jam Baxter
[01:34.85]Chaz and Dave
[01:35.97]And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[01:38.42]Russell Brand
[01:39.8]Adam Curtis
[01:41.04]And Mohammed Ali
[01:43.240005]Well I'm pretty sure that he's tee-totalled
[01:45.75]But he can join us for a cup of tea
[01:48.229996]Now the party's getting started
[01:49.41]Bruce is on the guitar
[01:50.71]Kate is on the microphone
[01:52.06]And Dave is on the drums
[01:53.33]Hypothetically the party is in full swing
[01:55.71]Michelangelo's getting the pizzas in
[01:58.19]Then suddenly it hits me
[01:59.56]What the f**k have I done
[02:00.7]I've invited all these people and I don't know anyone
[02:03.15]Why isn't my wife standing here by my side
[02:05.52]S**t she's the first person that I would invite
[02:07.93]And what the hell do you think my mum is gonna do
[02:10.34]When she finds out I'm playing John Lennon at pool
[02:12.82]Drop her a text she'll be here in a flash
[02:15.31]And when you think about it
[02:17.36]Who are your real mates
[02:21.02]I'd like to have a drink with Jonny Manning
[02:23.4]A bottle of Johhny Walker
[02:25.56]With Dave Danger
[02:26.95999]Ally Wolf
[02:28.86]And Bobby Banjo
[02:30.41]My brother Kez
[02:31.82]Yvonne and Jeff
[02:33.65]And little Robyn
[02:35.45999]I'd like to have a drink with Skye Smead
[02:37.89]The very same friend that asked me that question