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尬帝 - 某幻君&老番茄

尬帝-某幻君&老番茄.mp3
[00:00.29]某幻君、老番茄 - 尬帝 [00:01.58]茄: [00...
[00:00.29]某幻君、老番茄 - 尬帝
[00:01.58]茄:
[00:20.16]视线开始模糊
[00:21.17]空气开始凝固
[00:22.22]天气明明热得像火炉
[00:23.6]但体感却是零度
[00:24.81]哪里有我哪里
[00:25.9]空气就会无比沉重
[00:27.28]我是尴尬之王气氛毁灭者
[00:28.78]给每个 party上冻
[00:29.79]六岁外脚背
[00:30.8]抽射吊灯被打出眼泪
[00:32.22]十三岁老师
[00:33.15]把我换到讲台边的座位
[00:34.73]从来不阅读空气
[00:35.87]越是碰壁
[00:36.43]头越是铁
[00:37.08]漂亮姑娘叫我小哥
[00:38.29]我反手叫她大姐
[00:39.72]别人在积攒人气
[00:40.85]我呢
[00:41.21]主要在气人
[00:42.14]别人学江湖仁义
[00:43.28]我呢
[00:43.68]学搞笑艺人
[00:44.61]我该测个情商
[00:45.75]找个缓解尴尬的良方
[00:47.04]测试结果写着
[00:48.45]Emmmmm
[00:49.39]没关系没问题
[00:50.22]只是个小毛病
[00:50.91]不是没治疗的
[00:51.56]痊愈的方子
[00:52.24]别担心别难过
[00:52.93]下午就安排你
[00:53.58]把大脑给摘除
[00:54.27]扔出了窗子
[00:54.8]怎么办难道我
[00:55.45]一直都
[00:55.77]必须在尴尬的海洋里
[00:56.75]游泳
[00:56.99]我不懂
[00:57.31]尬一生尬到老
[00:57.96]这样的一辈子
[00:58.61]算不算尬的有种
[00:59.5]我是尴尬的 king
[01:00.55]得了尴尬的病
[01:01.85]Say what
[01:02.42]马:
[01:02.66]裤链儿开了兄弟
[01:03.51]D**n
[01:04.08]马:
[01:04.28]我是尴尬的 king
[01:05.45]得了尴尬的病
[01:06.67]Say what
[01:07.8]茄:
[01:07.97]你牙上沾了菜
[01:08.69]D**n
[01:09.06]合:
[01:09.26]我是尴尬的 king
[01:10.4]得了尴尬的病
[01:12.03]Double的尬爆
[01:12.92]让我尴尬到不行
[01:14.18]我是尴尬的命
[01:15.270004]尬到结冰尬到时停
[01:18.21]D**n
[01:18.93]马:
[01:19.47]清早起床
[01:20.28]睁开眼睛
[01:20.89]踢掉被子
[01:21.61]我很热
[01:22.14]可乐加点冰
[01:23.03]冰块没几个
[01:24.0]我是很烦躁
[01:25.35]难道发挥个人特色
[01:26.479996]不太妙
[01:27.05]气氛尴尬到
[01:27.979996]我感觉不到
[01:28.75]我的体表的温度
[01:30.25]二年级
[01:30.89]我很酷
[01:31.46]一身紧身背带裤
[01:32.67]从小青岛教父
[01:33.64]身边一群小弟
[01:34.85]只是没料到会滑倒
[01:36.11]裤裆出现一条小隙
[01:37.6]Sh*t
[01:38.009995]没人替我保密
[01:39.14]五年级转了校
[01:40.68]融入得很快没料到
[01:41.9]打闹
[01:42.43]嬉笑
[01:42.84]男生之间妹有烦恼
[01:44.380005]那献上千年杀
[01:45.35]给我最亲爱的 homie
[01:46.44]但
[01:46.61]为什么转过头来
[01:47.619995]是我同桌的闺蜜
[01:48.89]What
[01:49.17]初中时期
[01:49.78]老师在背后看我玩手机
[01:51.2]高中时期
[01:51.8]上篮暴扣给班主任人民肘击
[01:53.54]毕业时期
[01:54.1]老师同学趴体
[01:54.990005]我是从来不敢去
[01:56.21]打开门那可谓是步步惊心
[01:57.78]呀 网红来啦
[01:58.72]我是尴尬的 king
[01:59.89]得了尴尬的病
[02:01.18]Say what
[02:01.7]茄:
[02:01.91]你这穿的是假鞋吗
[02:02.96]D**n
[02:03.08]茄:
[02:03.43]我是尴尬的 king
[02:04.8]得了尴尬的病
[02:05.98]Say what
[02:06.83]马:
[02:07.03]你秋裤露出来了
[02:07.84]D**n
[02:08.36]合:
[02:08.69]我是尴尬的 king
[02:09.82]得了尴尬的病
[02:11.39]Double的尬爆
[02:12.29]让我尴尬到不行
[02:13.54]我是尴尬的命
[02:14.68]尬到结冰尬到时停
[02:17.56]D**n
[02:18.24]茄:
[02:18.84]OK OK
[02:19.53]我的尴尬都是因为点背
[02:21.11]微博被舅妈朗读
[02:22.32]日记被同桌记背
[02:23.58]视频被
[02:24.14]放到大屏幕投影
[02:25.07]全班公开处刑
[02:26.04001]年级组长路过
[02:27.25]呀嗬 你还有点出名
[02:28.59]惊诧地
[02:29.11]害怕地
[02:29.52]默默地把
[02:30.2]帽檐拉下到
[02:31.22]遮住双眼里
[02:31.99]大大的游移
[02:33.08]尴尬
[02:33.56]I am fine
[02:34.13]就当是为生活添了点情调
[02:36.03]It's about time
[02:36.77]和某幻争夺尬王的名号
[02:38.43]马:
[02:38.75]OK OK
[02:39.44]我也算是棋逢对手
[02:40.94]妈妈在家里喊我的网名
[02:42.2]我想离家出走
[02:43.20999]在街上被观众认出
[02:44.5]我还得接受质疑
[02:45.63]某幻跟照片长得不一样
[02:47.17]这至今是谜
[02:48.18]很尴尬
[02:48.83]也想戴帽
[02:49.47]头却太大
[02:50.08]帽子老掉
[02:50.65]我知道 embrassed怎么拼
[02:52.15]Cold也忘不了
[02:53.2]但那又怎么样
[02:54.25]生活里尴尬少不了
[02:55.55]至少
[02:56.07]我的
[02:56.4]尬冰可乐
[02:57.2]已经准备好
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