Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap - Dan Bull

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull
[00:00.150] 作曲 : Dan Bull
[00:00.300]Pig man!
[00:01.000]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:02.000]Pig man!
[00:03.000]Let me show you around the nether
[00:04.000]Pig man!
[00:05.000]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:06.000]pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
[00:07.000]And we’ll be found underground
[00:08.000]Deep down in the nether,
[00:09.000]Nether region covered by a
[00:10.000]brown bit of leather,
[00:11.000]With a wibble and a wobble
[00:12.000]through the purple portal,
[00:13.000]You’re living in a world
[00:14.000]that will hurt all mortals！
[00:15.000]Stay alert, or you’ll hurtle and fall
[00:17.000]in a gorge and the gore that results will be awful,
[00:18.000]CAUTION!
[00:19.000]You better be warned to be cautious,
[00:20.000]Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress！
[00:22.000]Hope you thought to have brought enough torches,
[00:24.000]This isn’t the sort of resort to be thoughtless,
[00:26.000]Enduring it will take up all your resources,
[00:28.000]You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous!
[00:30.000]Did you fall for us?
[00:31.000]Of course, this is courtship?
[00:32.000]No, soz your lordship,
[00:33.000]I thought we could all kiss.
[00:34.000]Fed up and we’re bored of you calling us “Porkers”,
[00:35.000]We’re the pigman!
[00:36.000]And we’re all frigging gorgeous!
[00:37.000]Pig man!
[00:38.000]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:39.000]Pig man!
[00:40.000]Let me show you around the nether
[00:41.000]Pig man!
[00:42.000]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[00:43.000]pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
[00:44.000]We’re the Pig men!
[00:45.000]Live in a den with other
[00:46.000]Pig men!
[00:47.000]I consider my friends
[00:48.000]You’ll find the Pig men!
[00:49.000]In the obsidian dimension
[00:50.000]Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen!
[00:52.000]The other pigmen claim in a clever clogs,
[00:54.000]So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs,
[00:56.000]In the nether I wonder wether you’ve ever seen a
[00:58.000]Wither with a skeleton, With a wither skeleton.
[01:00.000]Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts,
[01:02.000]Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass,
[01:03.000]So attack!
[01:04.000]And when the thing disappears,
[01:05.000]It can ac-
[01:06.000]-tually bring you to tears.
[01:07.000]Like a sad book or some tragic news,
[01:09.000]Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube,
[01:11.000]I assume that isn’t gonna happen again,
[01:13.000]Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen.
[01:15.000]Be warned of the lust, for chasing the blaze rod,
[01:17.000]Or you’ll end up more lost than a stray dog,
[01:19.000]In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox,
[01:20.000]You’re just another name jotted in the case log.
[01:22.000]Longer than the list of the mobs in this place,
[01:24.000]There’s plenty more, brought friends to play with,
[01:26.000]Have you fought twenty blazes,
[01:28.000]avoided enderman gazes?
[01:30.000]Attempt to make sense of this empty page,
[01:31.000]Though the map won’t show how immense this cave is,
[01:33.000]Like Big Ben!
[01:34.000]It’s surrounded by pigmen!
[01:35.000]Oooh! Political!
[01:36.000]Can you tell what I did then?
[01:37.000]Pig man!
[01:38.000]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[01:39.000]Pig man!
[01:40.000]Let me show you around the nether
[01:41.000]Pig man!
[01:42.000]My name’s Dan and I’m a
[01:43.000]pigman hanging with my pigman gang,
[01:44.000]We’re the Pig men!
[01:45.000]Live in a den with other
[01:46.000]Pig men!
[01:47.000]I consider my friends
[01:48.000]You’ll find the Pig men!
[01:49.000]In the obsidian dimension
[01:50.000]Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen!
[01:52.000]Pig pig men, pig pig men,
[01:54.000]Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men,
[01:56.000]Pig pig men, pig pig men,
[01:58.000]Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men!