A Hymn to Him - Julie Andrews

[00:0.45]What in all of heaven could've promted her to go
[00:3.27]After such a triumph as the ball
[00:5.89]What could've depressed
[00:7.23]What could've possessed
[00:8.22]I cannot understand the wretch at all
[00:10.31]My Fair Lady: A Hymn To Him - Julie Andrews
[00:20.69]Women are irrational that's all there is to that
[00:22.75]There heads are full of cotton hay and rags
[00:25.46]They're nothing but exasperating irritating
[00:27.42]Vacillating calculating agitating
[00:29.18]Maddening and infuriating hags
[00:38.2]Pickering
[00:39.54]Why can't a woman be more like a man
[00:42.72]Hmm
[00:43.76]Yes
[00:44.29]Why can't a woman be more like a man
[00:48.02]Men are so honest so thoroughly square
[00:51.15]Eternally noble historic'ly fair
[00:54.46]Who when you win will always give your back a pat
[00:57.87]Well why can't a woman be like that
[01:03.02]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do
[01:08.53]Can't a woman learn to use her head
[01:14.1]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do
[01:18.72]Why don't they grow up well like their father instead
[01:24.18]Why can't a woman take after a man
[01:29.67]Men are so pleasant so easy to please
[01:34.98]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease
[01:40.5]Would you be slighted if i didn't speak for hours
[01:44.38]Of course not
[01:45.52]Would you be livid if i had a drink or two
[01:49.17]Nonsense
[01:50.3]Would you be wounded if i never sent you flowers
[01:54.25]Never
[01:55.25]Well why can't a woman be like you
[01:61.82]One man in a million may shout a bit
[01:67.45]Now and then there's one with slight defects
[01:72.6]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit
[01:76.93]But by and large we are a marvelous sex
[01:83.35]Why can't a woman take after like a man
[01:88.72]Men are so friendly good natured and kind
[01:93.8]A better companion you never will find
[01:99.37]If i were hours late for dinner would you bellow
[02:03.55]Of course not
[02:04.7]If i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss
[02:07.87]Nonsense
[02:08.82]Would you complain if i took out another fellow
[02:12.87]Never
[02:13.65]Well why can't a woman be like us
[02:22.55]Mrs pearce you're a woman
[02:28.35]Why can't a woman be more like a man
[02:34.62]Men are so decent such regular chaps
[02:40.3]Ready to help you through any mishaps
[02:45.67]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum
[02:51.37]Why can't a woman be a chum
[02:58.07]Why is thinking something women never do
[02:63.92]Why is logic never even tried
[02:69.45]Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do
[02:74.62]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside
[02:80.58]Why can't a woman behave like a man
[02:85.72]If i was a woman who'd been to a ball
[02:91.18]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all
[02:96.58]Would i start weeping like a bathtub overflowing
[03:01.57]And carry on as if my home were in a tree
[03:06.22]Would i run off and never tell me where i'm going
[03:11.4]Why can't a woman be like we