百变酒精（翻自 法老） - 绿茶茶茶茶

[00:00.000] 作词 : 法老
[00:00.715] 作曲 : 法老
[00:01.430]作曲 : 法老
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[00:03.679]作词 : 法老
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[00:05.428]编曲：DiESi
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[00:06.431]混音：杨秋儒
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[00:07.429]监制：邓思楚
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[00:09.177]出品公司：AYO！
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[00:17.929]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
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[00:19.681]我的酒品爆差
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[00:21.430]但是我爆爱喝
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[00:22.680]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
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[00:24.176]但是让我疯狂喝酒 你就会死
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[00:26.177]我会掀起桌布 给你吃个巴掌
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[00:28.677]手握起白酒王 然后吹牛撒谎
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[00:30.179]老阿姨叫我宝贝 男的自我保卫
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[00:32.428]我暴揍我的 老板并且丢了一个岗位
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[00:35.428]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
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[00:37.428]次数多了我和工头居然成了homie
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[00:39.928]我不仅有了工作 收入还低了几倍
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[00:42.179]每天搬砖 之后 我们就要起飞
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[00:44.427]Club里每天都有我的舞姿
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[00:46.679]我们天天蹭卡 消费从来不到50
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[00:48.677]各种酒的品牌开始排队找我代言
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[00:51.179]都被我给拒绝 老子才不在乎钱
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[00:53.427]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[00:55.178]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱 （帅哥）
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[00:57.426]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[00:59.678]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心（帅哥）
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[01:01.929]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[01:04.178]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱（帅哥）
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[01:06.677]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[01:08.677]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心
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[01:11.177]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
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[01:13.177]隔壁为我何时呕吐开了一个盘口
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[01:15.428]我的舞技让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
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[01:17.928]每次跳完我都要吃三十五个馒头
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[01:19.678]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
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[01:21.927]我已经成精了 是只千年酒精
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[01:24.175]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
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[01:26.426]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
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[01:28.927]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
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[01:30.925]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回家
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[01:33.428]每次酒局以前我都备好一封遗书
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[01:35.678]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
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[01:37.679]我的嘴巴肿的就像是一根烤肠
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[01:39.677]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
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[01:42.429]酒精让我快乐
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[01:43.427]酒精让我悲伤
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[01:44.677]酒精将我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
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[01:46.427]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[01:48.425]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱（帅哥）
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[01:50.677]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[01:53.175]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心 （帅哥）
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[01:55.176]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[01:57.427]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱 （帅哥）
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[01:59.676]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[02:01.927]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心 （帅哥）
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[02:04.426]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
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[02:06.427]我在里面游泳 创造各种花式
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[02:08.676]每次喝完我都会丢失一台手机
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[02:10.677]如果没偷到我手机我隔日给你邮寄
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[02:13.176]这就是我的性格
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[02:14.426]充满血性
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[02:15.675]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
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[02:17.425]我和他们有36种击掌手势
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[02:19.426]他们不仅送我回家还要抢光我的首饰
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[02:21.926]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
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[02:24.177]因为我的女朋友想要和我分手
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[02:27.428]哦 我想起来了我并没有女朋友
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[02:28.677]那是十五年前 那时我刚开始喝酒
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[02:31.176]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
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[02:32.926]都是喝假酒让我成了一个砂皮
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[02:35.425]如果能够重来我一定适量饮酒
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[02:37.674]像个真的男人一样来上一桶汽油
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[02:39.675]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[02:41.925]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱（帅哥）
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[02:44.424]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[02:46.425]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心（帅哥）
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[02:48.924]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[02:50.926]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱（帅哥）
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[02:53.174]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[02:55.175]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心（帅哥）（DJ法老今晚为你塑造午夜动感舞曲）（必须要有一个白酒王，必须要有一个，白酒王！！！）
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[03:15.177]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[03:17.676]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱（帅哥）
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[03:19.926]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[03:22.175]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心（帅哥）
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[03:23.924]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[03:26.675]我是百变酒精 不是百变小樱（帅哥）
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[03:28.925]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
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[03:31.174]今晚我要出门 酒局你得小心（帅哥）