Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Montaigne&Tom Cardy

[00:00.0]Red Flags - Montaigne/Tom Cardy
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[00:00.55]The date started off so well
[00:04.24]约会进展是如此顺利
[00:04.24]Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
[00:08.98]夜晚开始时从未预料到会这么惊悚
[00:08.98]She was perfect from what I could tell
[00:12.44]她完美到我无法形容
[00:12.44]How could I not see the danger right in front of me
[00:16.43]我怎能没有察觉到这近在眼前的危机
[00:16.43]My favorite food is fish
[00:18.42]我最爱吃的是鱼
[00:18.42]Baby that's my favorite too
[00:20.51]宝贝那也是我最爱
[00:20.51]I love cartoon dogs
[00:22.44]我爱卡通狗狗
[00:22.44]Baby I love scooby doo
[00:25.05]宝贝我也爱史酷比
[00:25.05]Hey girl what's your favorite film
[00:27.67]嘿美女 你最喜欢哪部电影
[00:27.67]She said the best movie of all
[00:30.09]她说史上最佳电影
[00:30.09]A masterpiece of art called
[00:32.53]一部杰作名为
[00:32.53]Human centipede
[00:34.44]人体蜈蚣
[00:34.44]Human centipede
[00:36.35]人体蜈蚣
[00:36.35]I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
[00:40.33]我感觉今晚我将惨遭谋杀
[00:40.33]Human centipede
[00:42.41]人体蜈蚣
[00:42.41]Not ironically
[00:44.48]并非玩梗
[00:44.48]She said "The costume design was a highlight"
[00:48.31]她说“它的造型设计可谓精妙绝伦”
[00:48.31]I like it for the plot
[00:50.45]我喜欢它是因为剧情
[00:50.45]Tell me what the plot's about
[00:52.42]跟我说说讲了啥
[00:52.42]German doctor sews three people
[00:54.43]德国医生排好三人
[00:54.43]A*s to mouth
[00:55.93]屁股缝上嘴
[00:55.93]Cool
[00:56.47]酷哦
[00:56.47]Human centipede
[00:58.36]人体蜈蚣
[00:58.36]Please god save me
[01:00.47]神啊请你救救我
[01:00.47]I think that's a red flag
[01:02.45]感觉这是危险信号
[01:02.45]I don't want to get stabbed
[01:04.44]我可不要惨遭捅刀
[01:04.44]She said "Human centipede is a tour de force"
[01:08.47]她说“人体蜈蚣真是惊世之作”
[01:08.47]I think "Holy s**t I'm gonna be the main course"
[01:12.45]我在想“完蛋我要成为今晚的主菜了”
[01:12.45]She said "I admire the narrative of character growth"
[01:16.479996]她说“我很欣赏里面对角色成长的描写”
[01:16.479996]I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
[01:20.42]我试图像服务员求救 用摩斯电码的规律眨眼
[01:20.42]Why are you blinking so much
[01:22.46]亲爱的你怎么一直在眨眼
[01:22.46]I've got something in my eye
[01:24.479996]我眼睛里进了点东西
[01:24.479996]Here let me get it out
[01:26.41]来吧亲爱的我帮你弄出来
[01:26.41]No thank you I don't wanna die
[01:28.49]不了谢谢我还不想死
[01:28.49]Bonjour sir was blinking at me
[01:30.75]您好 先生您一直在朝我眨眼
[01:30.75]Is this because your date is a freak
[01:33.979996]是不是因为您的约会对象是个怪人
[01:33.979996]No
[01:34.53]不
[01:34.53]Very good then bon app?t
[01:36.82]很好 那么祝您用餐愉快
[01:36.82]Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
[01:40.56]不要躲在你那愚蠢的强行编造的危险信号后面
[01:40.56]To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
[01:44.56]只是因为不敢冒险进入这段美好的感情
[01:44.56]Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
[01:48.68]也许你说的对 我只是在强行找借口
[01:48.68]My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
[01:52.35]我这颗心伤痕累累 但我已经准备好接受这份爱
[01:52.35]You could be my world the love of my life
[01:56.36]你也许会成为我的全世界 我一生挚爱
[01:56.36]One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
[01:59.770004]有天我们踏入结婚殿堂 结为夫妇
[01:59.770004]With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams
[02:04.26]办一场高雅精致的典礼 我们梦寐以求的婚礼
[02:04.26]Only if the wedding is themed
[02:08.48]只要婚礼的主题是
[02:08.48]Tell me what the theme's gonna be
[02:10.61]告诉我 婚礼的主题会是什么
[02:10.61]Human centipede
[02:12.34]人体蜈蚣
[02:12.34]Human centipede
[02:14.34]人体蜈蚣
[02:14.34]That way we could save on the catering bill
[02:18.37]那样我们能省下一大笔婚宴费用
[02:18.37]Human centipede
[02:20.36]人体蜈蚣
[02:20.36]Only one mouth to feed
[02:22.44]需要吃东西的只有一张嘴巴
[02:22.44]If you are the best man
[02:24.45]如果你是伴郎
[02:24.45]You know the deal
[02:25.98]那你懂规矩
[02:25.98]Pucker up
[02:26.5]嘴巴张好
[02:26.5]I can finally open myself up to love
[02:30.58]我终于又可以接受爱情
[02:30.58]I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
[02:34.6]我终于可以把别人嘴巴缝到另一个人的屁股上
[02:34.6]Human centipede
[02:36.52]人体蜈蚣
[02:36.52]Human centipede
[02:36.54001]人体蜈蚣