YouTube Culture - Jon Cozart

[00:00.00] 作词 : Jon Cozart
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Jon Cozart
[00:04.09]I'm a famous clown, in a flower crown.
[00:06.67]My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
[00:09.44]My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
[00:11.82]It's just between you and me
[00:13.45]And a hundred thousand other tweens.
[00:15.36]Don't care for money
[00:16.57]Don't care about the fame
[00:17.83]i'm just collabing with my friends
[00:19.21]though I only know their screen names.
[00:21.91]After five minutes a week
[00:23.39]you think you know me offline.
[00:24.95]I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
[00:28.02]I conjure fame with challenge vids and
[00:33.56]I play drinking games to target kids and
[00:38.76]I hope lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell whee
[00:42.84]Welcome welcome to the YouTube culture
[00:46.38]The YouTube cult
[00:47.85]Hey guys! I'm on tour
[00:49.50]So tug on mommy's hair
[00:50.61]If she pays two hundred bucks
[00:51.93]you can meet and greet a millionaire
[00:54.42]Ha ha hopping town to town
[00:56.08]On my first class flight
[00:57.41]Which you kinda paid for when
[00:59.10]You bought that book I didn't write
[01:00.85]YouTubers had morals back in 2011
[01:03.48]More virgins were at vidcon than
[01:05.12]In al-qaeda heaven
[01:06.31]Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon
[01:07.97]Copycat
[01:08.77]Cashing in quality to quantity
[01:10.80]It's Kubrick to Kardashian
[01:12.32]I idolize your idol eyes and
[01:17.95]I'm monetizing kissing guys and
[01:23.32]I won't come out the closet
[01:24.74]til I got something to sell about it
[01:27.31]Welcome welcome
[01:28.93]To my youtube lifestyle
[01:30.88]Youtube lie
[01:33.40]Welcome welcome to the youtube culture
[01:36.64]The youtube cult
[01:40.47]There's a mystery to being at the top
[01:46.35]People think I'm divine
[01:52.22]But the truth is
[01:55.16]We're not heroes
[01:58.32]We just play some online
[02:03.22]I'm like hercules or thor
[02:04.61]With a slightly slimmer bod
[02:06.21]'Cause yea I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
[02:10.60]So i didn't write my book
[02:11.76]Jesus didn't write the bible
[02:13.43]I spread my message to the land with 12-year-old disciples
[02:16.33]I've got more slave followers than
[02:17.90]Moses at the red sea
[02:19.17]They purchase my biography despite the fact i'm 23
[02:22.21]So love me and I'll love you more
[02:24.54]'Cause I love the way you love me
[02:26.31]My church is a merch store
[02:28.36]I'm privileged white and rich and male
[02:33.13]And you are not
[02:37.30]So worship at my youtube sale
[02:39.19]I put the 'i' in defy and suddenly you diefy me
[02:43.14]Welcome welcome to the youtube sensation
[02:46.52]Youtube sin
[02:48.97]Welcome welcome to my youtube lifestyle
[02:52.73]Youtube lie
[02:55.02]Welcome welcome now now
[02:57.83]Welcome welcome now now
[03:00.58]Welcome welcome
[03:02.25]I said welcome to the youtube cult
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